Virtually experience bashing someone's head in with a cube but unfortunately in recent events Thompson argues.Ī video game inspired by the deadly cubes, called AssaultCube, was created so that one could Past AssaultCube's educational products include the Rubix Cube and earlier video game called "IntelligenceCube" in which the player must dodge a huge row of giant cubes on a grid trying to assault him, the game was a commercial flop but is incredibly rare and people will pay a lot of money, up to $160 typically, to get assaulted in virtual reality.Īs anyone can see, the highly detailed gore depicted in the inspired game is too much for any sane person to handle as Mr. This recent revelation has helped lift some pressure off the bloated pcokets of the share holders, such of Congress, of AssaultCube.ĪssaultCube apparently uses %0.01 percent of their income to deduct taxes from but the onlyĭamn requirement is that they have to produce "educational" products and give them to schools at a discount! Although it is a damn annoying requirement, it's well worth the deduction.
Low cost AssaultCubes to the men in women in uniform therefore saving your tax money. To Red China, putting 50,000,000 Americans out of work so far, because of the lower per-unit cost of an AssaultCube from $50.09 in the US to $0.04 in Red China and due to the working conditions in China workers, including small children, can be put on the factory line to work without breaks and be given drugs through the company water cooler so that the workers never have to sleep.Īlthough despite AssaultCube's recent bad P.R., they have great political support as the BushĪdministration sees helping the enemy, Red China, as good for the American economy by providing BOOK ITĪssaultCube is currently getting bad rep from the press due to the moving of several factories may also outlaw it for military use because it guarantees the death of a soldier, similar to a previous banning of Hollow-Point Ammunition. The new TitaniumCube models which could present complications in the "War For Oil" and as a result sanctions have been placed on Iran in hopes they cannot afford any more TitaniumCubes.ĭue to the TitaniumCube's raw bashing power the U.N. State Department and the Bush Administration deemed the Iranian Guard as a "TERRORIST!" organization due to the fact that they arm their soldiers with A person being assaulted by an AssaultCube
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